It’s a lot of funs!
Birds of a feather fart together!
What if a bird doesn’t have feathers, who do they flock with?
There’s nothing strange about being strange.
It was the very last can of Jobber Juice, and it’s still for sale.
I may not know your name. But I know more than that. I know who you are. You’re a reader! The smartest and bravest type there is.
The Compound: Where Lonely Words Find a Friend
Like finding a strand of hay in a pile of needles.
Rickie was dead. But like everyone in Afterlife, he had to pay his bills. So Rickie worked as an auditor in the Department of Curses and Hexes.
Q: What would you do with one million dollars?
- “Fly one million planes.”
- “Start a bonfire,” said the billionaire.
- “Donate it to science to help find a cure for homework.”
- “I would make a milkshake. The world’s biggest vanilla and sprinkles milkshake.”
- “Give 999,999 children 100 cents, bury 99 pennies around the world, and tape the last penny to my heart.”