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There Are Things You Notice…

15 Apr

…when you leave your busy, your worry, and your hurry behind. There are things you notice when you look forward. Free of expectation, life has a way of lifting secret curtains.

A thousand times. I must have stepped out of my dwelling a thousand times. Yet tonight, for a brief miniature walk, I noticed things. New things.

I noticed a castle across the way. A drawbridge. A moat. And in that moat was a bonsai tree with a most peculiar branch extending like an eager hand reaching for land.

I noticed a boutique. And in this boutique, was either the smartest or the laziest mannequin I have ever known. For this mannequin did not stand on her two feet. Oh no, this mannequin sat its plaster keister on a chair. That’s right, a sitting mannequin. Genius. Who knew?

I didn’t. But I do now.

What do you notice?

2019 Picture Books #1-25

4 Apr

Since last year, in order to stay current and immerse myself in the world of imaginative visual storytelling, I set out to read a minimum of 100 never-before-read picture books. Here is the first quarter of books read in 2019:

Birthday Book Stash

10 Mar

A writer loves (or should?) to read, so birthdays become another excuse to add more books to one’s never ending book pile.

Thank you to my wife for supporting my dust collecting hobby and to Eslite in Taipei for supplying a delicious buffet of English books. And to my dearest wife, please forgive me for ordering some (TONS!) more online through BookDepository. #readtowin

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2013 PiBoIdMo

24 Oct

While fall is cooling our bodies as winter prepares to visit, allow Tara Lazar’s Picture Book Idea Month to warm your creative soul!

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CraveWriting has participated for the past three years and looks forward to awakening from a dormant period of children’s book writing hibernation. We strongly encourage all imaginators to participate by visiting TaraLazar.com and creating 30 original picture book ideas during the month of November.

Happy imagining everyone!

MERRY CRAVEMAS

25 Dec

WISHING EVERYONE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS!

!!MERRY CRAVEMAS!!

Taking Offense is Offensive

21 Mar

“Offense is taken when people employ fear as a sixth sense.” The Crave

It’s easy for people to take offense when it was never given to them in the first place.  Being offended by something is equal to theft and should be punishable by law.  Though I suppose it’s natural to object to your sense of pride, race, sex, or nationality being compromised. But if you don’t report the crime, you’re innocent. In other words, keep it to yourself.

Sadly, a vocal minority refuses to shutup. In recent years, the world has turned the ‘freeom of speech’ and ‘separation of church and state’ bandwagon into the world’s longest roller coaster.

From censorship, to whitewashing the planet with political correctness, to the continued tradition of burning books, acceptance seems to be an endangered emotion as intolerance and hatred bulldozes the natural landscape.

We often hear “not in my backyard” used when someone is opposed to something entering their community. I think the time has come to take that phrase literally. If it’s your backyard, then by all means, we won’t have the “International Overweight Same-Sex Partner Practicers of Paganism Parade” march on your property. But if your nextdoor neighbor wishes to throw the afterparty, deal with it (quietly and in your own backyard). As Kathleen Duey wrote, “I do not believe in censorship outside the home. If you don’t want your kids to read something, fine. Adults and other people’s children are beyond your jurisdiction.”

As children’s writers we face a rogue’s gallery of enemies. From close-minded librarians, to spineless administrators, to opionated parents; the deck is stacked with trump cards, with none being dealt to the writer.

The bottom line is don’t try to purposefully insult anyone. If you don’t have any regrets after you, your critique group, your agent, and editor have approved the text, then you’ve got nothing to worry about. If anything the vocal minority will only bring your book to the attention of the open-minded majority thus increasing sales of your book.

Despite an increase in sales, it stings to think that any number of children may be deprieved the chance of enjoying your creative work. One must hope that as they mature they are given the freedom to think for themselves and then may discover your work and allow their children to feast upon its imaginative goodness.

For a hilariously insightful look I recommend reading Chapter 44: Censorship from “The ABCs of Writing for Children,” compiled by Elizabeth Koehler-Pentacoff. Children’s writers share their personal experiences with censorship. Patricia Polacco wrote, “Mankind with creativity is filled with light. Those who aren’t are dark.”

Withour further ado, here is a joyful list of links that deal with political correct, censorship, and all things ‘offensive’. But beware that if you happen to take offense from any of these, well…that’s your problem and not ours. Though please permit us to laugh at the outlandishness of your offense. Good day imaginators!

Top 100 Banned/Challenged Books: 2000-2009: Published by the American Library Association.

American Bookseller Foundation for Free Expression: The title is self-explanatory.

Top Politically Incorrect Words of 2009: A detailed list from the Texas based ‘Global Language Monitor.’ My personal favorite is the listing for ‘Minority’ – “Talking about minorities is considered insensitive to minorities since this can make them feel, well, like minorities.”

Censorship Quotes: A slew of quotables on censorship. Some funny, some thoughtful and others like George Bernard Shaw’s “Assasination is the extreme form of censorship” are mind-blowing.

Politically Incorrect Dictionary: Half accurate, half edgy, this brief list profiles PC alternatives to politically incorrect words.

Banned Words: Another list of un-PC words.

Campaign Against Political Correctness: It almost seems hypocritical to take offense to others taking offense, but nonetheless it may be a cause you find worth fighting.

www.cravewriting.com

21 Mar

FYI: The new url cravewriting.com is now active and will directly link here. Therefore, you no longer have to type ‘wordpress.com.’ Instead simply use cravewriting.com to access the site!

Happy imaginating everyone!

PICTURE BOOK FACTORY – Online Critique Seeks New Members

14 Mar


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Looking for a place to comfortably and safely have your picture book manuscript stabbed by a rubber sword? If yes, then please join the ‘Picture Book Factory,’ CraveWriting’s official online critique group.

Moderated by Crave Cravak and looking for new members we only ask that all Factory workers write/share/critique often using Yahoo! Groups with occasional live Skype Chats. Submissions are limited to a maximum of 2,000 words per month. PB Factory is ideal for writers who wish to solely focus their creative/constructive efforts on picture book or early reader texts. If there is an interest in chapter, middle-grade, or young adult, CraveWriting will gladly sponsor additional online critique groups.

All picture book writers, published/un-published, are welcome!

To join simply visit the Picture Book Factory’s group page (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pbfactory/) and request to join. Please keep in mind, you’ll need a Yahoo! account to join.

Happy collaborating imaginators!

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

2 Mar

Happy Anniversary of Theodor Seuss Giesel’s Birth!

With more written about Dr. Seuss than his 60 plus books themselves, I’ll refrain from failing at penning an earth-shattering composition about the best selling children’s writer of all time. Instead, here’s a random assortment of tidbitz and linkadoodles.

In regards to branding and carrying a similar tone through one’s portfolio, I would have to say that Gary Larson is the comic strip industry’s Dr. Seuss.

Dr. Seuss’s Best Selling Children’s Books

BRAND: Dr. Seuss is best known for his made-up words, zany rhymes, and fantastical settings. But I believe his success is due to the Dr. Seuss brand. “Where the Wild Things Are” has always retained fame over its creator Maurice Sendak. Though Dr. Seuss as an icon and symbol hogs the spotlight even his most famous creations such as the Grinch, or the Cat in the Hat. Personally, as only a writer, I think it will be extremely difficult to build a “brand” for myself. Giesel luckily was also an illustrator and was able to stream a similar tone throughout all of his texts. Tomie DePaula has written/illustrated over 200 books, but does not shine in the market as a symbolic brand name. Even heralded Jane Yolen is more noted in the mainstream for individual pieces. Therefore, I encourage unpublished authors to consider their career with each submission. Perhaps this helps explain why I’m sitting on 60 plus manuscripts. I’d love to see “Where Should I Pee?” or “The Turd that Wouldn’t Flush” making conservative librarians giggle….but I need to establish myself before I’m type casted as a “gross” writer who employs cheap tricks to entice sales. In addition, my “What If?” series has the most marketable potential, but since each title is so reliant on illustration, I also need to wait until I’m embedded enough in the industry to be able to pull in and collaborate with an illustrator. Maybe I’m looking to far ahead, but I’m ready to write my history before it happens. So what do you think “Crave Cravak,” “Mr. Crave,” or “The Crave?”

Dr. Seuss’s first book, “And to Think That I saw It on Mulberry Street” was rejected 27 times before it was published. Keep sending until you can pass 27, so then when you become famous, people can reference how you were rejected ?? times to motivate aspiring writers.

All About Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss published his first children’s book at the age of 34. Since I turn 30 next week, I’ve got 4 years! I’m too scared to consider how it will take 2-3 years beyond acceptance for the book to be technically published. Oh boy, I better get sending!

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Awards are great…for the winners. Just remember if you come out on the losing end that Dr. Seuss has never won a Caldecott or Newbury Medal. Though three of his books were runners-up.

Dr. Seuss Landing at Universal Islands of Adventure was constructed with “no straight lines.”

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It’s not a coincidence that March 2nd, Dr. Seuss’s birthday, is National Read Across America Day.

Seussy is listed in Urban Dictionary as an adjective that is characterized by or possessing qualities similar to the works ofDr.Seuss.

PBM – Week 4

1 Mar

February has closed its curtain and the Picture Book Marathon has ended. Hopefully all of you imaginators out there successfully crossed the finish line. If not, you can always extend your marathon into March and wrap up the loose drafts.

Having finished four days early, this year’s marathon feels less of a monumental task and more of a useful writing exercise. While, according to PBM officials, each marathoner was to complete 1 manuscript per day with 2 days reserved for rest and recuperation. Eager to finish before a lengthy business trip to Tokyo, I opted for a sprint. Luckily, thanks to my ever-increasing writing endurance, on February 12th and February 24th I was able to pen 4 manuscripts. In fact, out of the 26 days, only on 4 days did I pen just one manuscript. It’s not that I carelessly rushed my way through each 500 to 1,000 word draft, but rather I’ve used my experience and resources to make use of the time. For instance, my desk job is simply that, for 75% I’m regulated at said location free to listen to music, surf the net, or in my case, write picture books. In addition, several of the pieces had been ideas crawling out of the boxes in my attic. So naturally with loose outlines and page turns penciled in various journals, I found it easier to dust them off and pen them to life.

Each manuscript has been dated, attached to a storyboard blueprint and a status sheet, and firmly placed into a clear plastic sleeve in the holy 2011 PBM Binder. Will I reference this holy resource in the future? Of course, but then again, there will be a few pieces left to rot until I can gather up the resources necessary to afford the plastic surgery.

I’m already looking forward to next year’s picture book marathon. In the meantime, I plan to send out 1 picture book as well as write 2-4 new manuscripts per month.

To see a list of manuscripts #1-22, plese see the previous PBM weekly posts. Below are the final manuscripts of this year’s picture book marathon.

  • 23.)  Father Goose Tries To Tell a Tale: Father Goose tires of being shushed at storytime and puts his beak to the rhyming test.
  • 24.) Unless: A Guide to What Kids Don’t Like: A list of things kids don’t like remixed into things they will love. For instance, kids don’t like cavities…unless faeries bury their shiny treasure there.
  • 25.)  Your Mommy: In the fashion of ‘yo mamma’ jokes, two boys verbally compete boasting how great the other’s mother is. “Your mommy smells so nice, perfume is made from her farts.”
  • 26.)  Wild Bowl: In a small African village, young Dede is presented a football which he views as a wounded warrior who joins him in battle with wild animals on the field of battle.