Amazing Year Day 146: Knock on Wood

1 Aug

I hope I’m not jinxing myself.

It’s been easy to avoid you.

Been over six weeks old friend.

Haven’t put you in my mouth ONCE!

Today, at the new teachers welcome breakfast, there you were with SCORES of your friends.

Your presence of course was registered, but the thought of saying “yes” was a distant glimmer.

McDonalds, we will meet again, but for now it’s on my terms and I say…

“SUPERSIZE THIS!”

PS: Please accept me back when I’m broken and need your that’s-not-ketchup, chemical cheese, dead sort-of-animal meat, and lifeless buns.

goodbye-mcdonalds-japan

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