30 Aug

I wish you a billion more wishes.

Jillion Zillion wasn’t exactly poor.

Q: How does a giant make his food spicey?     A: He sets it on fire

Q: What do you call someone who cleans the clouds?     A: a skyscraper

What if fish wore clothes?

Q: What do you say to a vampire on the anniversary of their birth?                     A:Happy Birthnight!

Damon’s house had a front yard, a back yard, and a grave yard.

Q: What do you call a parking lot with beautiful automobiles?     A: a carden

Fountain Floats for the Mountain Goat

Tumble Tea for the Bumble Bee

Frizzy Hair on a Grizzly Bear

Q: How do you feel after playing possum?    A: Dead tired.


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