16 Aug

Your mommy is a nagasaurus.

My uncle Bastion will eat anything. He asked for a menu when we went to the zoo.

The dungeon wasn’t so bad, afterall it did have air conditioning and satellite TV.

“My dinosaur ate my homework,” said the cave boy.

The tale is called “The Beanstalk and Jack” when told by plants to their seedlings.

No one minds a bully bullying a bully. Well, besides Horace.

The giant was so big trees climbed him.

The catepillar had just four legs.

George the Ladybug preferred to be called a Gentlemanbug.


There is a koala with binoculars sitting in a tree staring at me.

My lemonade stand has a drive-thru window.

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